We interrupt our regular scheduled program to bring you this breaking news.
Live from Doraville ....
Residents were alarmed when a Kitchenaid Mixer exploded at a home on the 1600 block of 400th St. late this afternoon.
Homeland Security was dispatched to the scene to investigate.
Scissors and some partially imploded packages of cream cheese were discovered near the scene.
The owners who were at home at the time were questioned by the SWAT Commander but denied having any knowledge or information of the occurrence.
The National Security Agency will be monitoring the area and are asking residents to come forward with information.
On Monday Police were called to the same home reporting a couple of squatters who had taken over the bathroom.
Attempts were made for removal by comb
And toothbrush
But were blatantly ignored.
Police are currently investigating whether the squatters were also involved in the various paper product bombings that have been going off frequently in the home.
The investigation is expected to result in the 2 squatters being incarcerated due to incriminating evidence.
However, due to the frequency of Feline Acts of Terrorism, a moratorium has been placed pending the approval of more funds for Kibble.
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